002. text/action for mahogany town

[shuttermouse]

IMG uploaded to network: 6:31 PM 09/23/2015
Today, I discovered two things. One is that pizza ice cream exists. I was curious enough to buy some and it tasted like a blend of tomatoes, garlic, oregano and mozzarella. It was a lot better than I expected it to be but I don't think I'll be eating it again. It was weird.

The other is that Golurk can learn Fly. I think I've found my new favourite mode of transport.

Also, I decided to give this breeding thing a go earlier and I have a bunch of eggs for sale. See the attached file for more information.

ATT: whycanmysnakebreedwithamongoose.doc

(ooc: There are still eggs left! Also, apologies for the delay in getting this post up.)

Comments

[TEXT]

[adai]

I would like to purchase one of the Snivy eggs, please. I'll send payment along shortly.

I don't recall reading about Golurk. What sort of Pokémon is that?

[preybeforemeals]

[...You know, there's really only one thing to be said about literally any of this, isn't there.]

Hori, why.

[shuttermouse]

Why am I not surprised that this is your reaction, Tsukiyama-kun.

They had curry ice cream too, by the way.

[preybeforemeals]

...Well, now I'm just morbidly curious about whether you've had it or not - and if not, whether you plan to.

[shuttermouse]

Okay, thank you. Where do you want me to deliver the egg?

Golurk is a Ground/Ghost type that looks like a giant robot.

[adai]

I'm currently in Lavender Town. Thank you very much!

A giant robot? Do you have one?

[AS SOMEONE WHO IS FROM A WORLD WITH GIANT ROBOTS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT]

[shuttermouse]

Not yet, but I think I'm going to try it next time.

[preybeforemeals]

I suspect I'll regret asking later, but you'll have to tell me about it once you have.

[shuttermouse]

Yup!

ATT: giantrobot.jpg

[adai]

Wow, it looks like the ones back home! Well, a friendlier version of the ones back home. That's incredible! Where did you get it?

[shuttermouse]

I will tell you all about my ice cream adventures when I return to Goldenrod. I'll show you more pictures of pretty cakes, too.

[shuttermouse]

I purchased it as an egg from a girl named Kirigiri.

You have giants robots where you're from? Tell me about them.

[ YOUR WORLD SOUNDS INTERESTING, ROSSIU. ]

[preybeforemeals]

I made sure to get one yesterday, by the way. Chocolate, as you recommended; I'm still not one for sweets, but it wasn't bad, all things considered.

[adai]

Yes, we do. They're called gunmen and they're technology that was created by the beastmen. Where I'm from humans are forced to live underground because the beastmen control the surface. Since they have gunmen, there's nothing humans can do to fight back and any human found on the surface is killed.

[Which is awful for a lot of reasons, but he doesn't dwell on that.]

My friends and I have managed to get control of quite a few gunmen. We recently managed to take control of a battleship and we're going to figure out a way to stop the beastmen so humans can live on the surface again.

[failnought]

Golurk can fly? Seriously?

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

Oh. You're a breeder, huh?

[Pardon the lack of text, stranger. Space soldier cyclops here doesn't want to squint at more tiny letters on a glowing screen than he has to.]

Looks like you got a lot of eggs for just one go. Out of professional curiosity, how'd you, uh, get your guys to...?

[Voice]

[shuttermouse]

[ Well, she doesn't mind he lack of text and will reply with voice too. ]

I told them to produce eggs and left them alone in a room.

[shuttermouse]

Yes, seriously.

ATT: IMG6436.jpg

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

[He laughs, rich and warm.]

Romantic, I see. Well, I guess at least that won't be hard. I never had to breed what appear to be sentient beings before, wasn't sure what the job entailed. York, by the way.

[shuttermouse]

What kind of chocolate cake was it?

Also, if you're interested in any of the eggs I'm selling you can pay me in parfaits.

[audio]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Such a concoction, what sort of fiend would devise something like that?

[His brain may have BSODed trying to sort out the concept of pizza ice cream. Bear with him for a second.]

That being said, I would like to acquire one of those eggs, if you have any left.

[failnought]

Okay, that's definitely something I have to see for myself, too.

[friendyousohard]

That ice cream sounds like something a friend of mine would make.

[Oh Pinkie Pie, you so random.]

Golurk is a great flier, but I definitely prefer my Volcarona. She's fluffy, and as a fire-type she's really warm.

... Still, a giant golem flying through the sky is a really impressive sight.

voice;

[paopuprincess]

Pizza... ice cream.

[She might be drooling.]

That sounds amazing.

voice;

[scratchitti]

I could use a ground type. What are Drilbur like?