002. text/action for mahogany town

[shuttermouse]

IMG uploaded to network: 6:31 PM 09/23/2015
Today, I discovered two things. One is that pizza ice cream exists. I was curious enough to buy some and it tasted like a blend of tomatoes, garlic, oregano and mozzarella. It was a lot better than I expected it to be but I don't think I'll be eating it again. It was weird.

The other is that Golurk can learn Fly. I think I've found my new favourite mode of transport.

Also, I decided to give this breeding thing a go earlier and I have a bunch of eggs for sale. See the attached file for more information.

ATT: whycanmysnakebreedwithamongoose.doc

(ooc: There are still eggs left! Also, apologies for the delay in getting this post up.)

Comments

[TEXT]

[adai]

I would like to purchase one of the Snivy eggs, please. I'll send payment along shortly.

I don't recall reading about Golurk. What sort of Pokémon is that?

[shuttermouse]

Okay, thank you. Where do you want me to deliver the egg?

Golurk is a Ground/Ghost type that looks like a giant robot.

[adai]

I'm currently in Lavender Town. Thank you very much!

A giant robot? Do you have one?

[AS SOMEONE WHO IS FROM A WORLD WITH GIANT ROBOTS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT]

[preybeforemeals]

[...You know, there's really only one thing to be said about literally any of this, isn't there.]

Hori, why.

[shuttermouse]

Why am I not surprised that this is your reaction, Tsukiyama-kun.

They had curry ice cream too, by the way.

[preybeforemeals]

...Well, now I'm just morbidly curious about whether you've had it or not - and if not, whether you plan to.

[failnought]

Golurk can fly? Seriously?

[shuttermouse]

Yes, seriously.

ATT: IMG6436.jpg

[failnought]

Okay, that's definitely something I have to see for myself, too.

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

Oh. You're a breeder, huh?

[Pardon the lack of text, stranger. Space soldier cyclops here doesn't want to squint at more tiny letters on a glowing screen than he has to.]

Looks like you got a lot of eggs for just one go. Out of professional curiosity, how'd you, uh, get your guys to...?

[Voice]

[shuttermouse]

[ Well, she doesn't mind he lack of text and will reply with voice too. ]

I told them to produce eggs and left them alone in a room.

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

[He laughs, rich and warm.]

Romantic, I see. Well, I guess at least that won't be hard. I never had to breed what appear to be sentient beings before, wasn't sure what the job entailed. York, by the way.

[audio]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Such a concoction, what sort of fiend would devise something like that?

[His brain may have BSODed trying to sort out the concept of pizza ice cream. Bear with him for a second.]

That being said, I would like to acquire one of those eggs, if you have any left.

[audio]

[shuttermouse]

Bored people who want to sell gimmick flavors, I'm guessing.

[ At...least it's pizza and not something like raw horse meat, which is an actual thing that exists? ]

I've got a few left.

[audio]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[How horrifying.]

Very well then, I would like the one who is locked in combat against its rival for all eternity.

[Gundam, just say you want a damn Zangoose. Stop doing this every single time.]

[friendyousohard]

That ice cream sounds like something a friend of mine would make.

[Oh Pinkie Pie, you so random.]

Golurk is a great flier, but I definitely prefer my Volcarona. She's fluffy, and as a fire-type she's really warm.

... Still, a giant golem flying through the sky is a really impressive sight.

[shuttermouse]

I don't think I've seen a Volcarona before. What does it look like?

[friendyousohard]

Here, I'll show you.

[One quick shift of the gear later, and the camera is aiming at what appears to be an enormous, fluffy moth with red wings spread like flower petals. She appears to be napping.]

She's very soft.

voice;

[paopuprincess]

Pizza... ice cream.

[She might be drooling.]

That sounds amazing.

voice;

[shuttermouse]

It's an interesting experience. [ And also really weird, because who would invent something like that. ]

There's curry ice cream too, though I haven't tried that one yet.

[paopuprincess]

So weird. Is it spicy?

voice;

[scratchitti]

I could use a ground type. What are Drilbur like?

voice;

[shuttermouse]

Drilburs are pretty small, but they're strong and excel at physical attacks. They dig through the soil by putting both claws together and spinning really fast -- mine tried to do this indoors after I caught her, but she learned quickly that she isn't allowed to destroy the floor.

[capitald]

I'm a bit concerned.

Mind you, I'm far from the sweet loving sort, but the way you describe it makes me a tad queasy. And you're certain it was edible?

I don't suppose they carry other unusual flavors?

[shuttermouse]

It's weird but perfectly edible.

I didn't try anything else but I saw flavors like curry, sweet potato, and chunky bacon.