002. text/action for mahogany town

[shuttermouse]

IMG uploaded to network: 6:31 PM 09/23/2015
Today, I discovered two things. One is that pizza ice cream exists. I was curious enough to buy some and it tasted like a blend of tomatoes, garlic, oregano and mozzarella. It was a lot better than I expected it to be but I don't think I'll be eating it again. It was weird.

The other is that Golurk can learn Fly. I think I've found my new favourite mode of transport.

Also, I decided to give this breeding thing a go earlier and I have a bunch of eggs for sale. See the attached file for more information.

ATT: whycanmysnakebreedwithamongoose.doc

(ooc: There are still eggs left! Also, apologies for the delay in getting this post up.)

Comments

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[adai]

I would like to purchase one of the Snivy eggs, please. I'll send payment along shortly.

I don't recall reading about Golurk. What sort of Pokémon is that?

[preybeforemeals]

[...You know, there's really only one thing to be said about literally any of this, isn't there.]

Hori, why.

[failnought]

Golurk can fly? Seriously?

[Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

Oh. You're a breeder, huh?

[Pardon the lack of text, stranger. Space soldier cyclops here doesn't want to squint at more tiny letters on a glowing screen than he has to.]

Looks like you got a lot of eggs for just one go. Out of professional curiosity, how'd you, uh, get your guys to...?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Such a concoction, what sort of fiend would devise something like that?

[His brain may have BSODed trying to sort out the concept of pizza ice cream. Bear with him for a second.]

That being said, I would like to acquire one of those eggs, if you have any left.

[friendyousohard]

That ice cream sounds like something a friend of mine would make.

[Oh Pinkie Pie, you so random.]

Golurk is a great flier, but I definitely prefer my Volcarona. She's fluffy, and as a fire-type she's really warm.

... Still, a giant golem flying through the sky is a really impressive sight.

voice;

[paopuprincess]

Pizza... ice cream.

[She might be drooling.]

That sounds amazing.

voice;

[scratchitti]

I could use a ground type. What are Drilbur like?

[capitald]

I'm a bit concerned.

Mind you, I'm far from the sweet loving sort, but the way you describe it makes me a tad queasy. And you're certain it was edible?

I don't suppose they carry other unusual flavors?